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Published in: Internet News Search: dentist October 16th, 2005
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1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?: Yeah, I better give some love to the cancer societies now...
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: That doesn't sound healthy...especially with as much as I work outside.
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: I don't think I own ANY corduroy...
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: Yes. Fuck seasons.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: If I had a child I think it would be ashamed of itself.
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?: Mmmm, eggnog.
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?: Yes!! I loved cowboys and Indians.
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?: I can't see neighbors from my windows.
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?: I've never measured, probably about 15 miles.
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?: nothing is everything.
11. When someone says they love you, do you naturally want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: I feel like I should to appease them even though I really can't because I don't like to say it unless I mean it.
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: I don't know.
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? Heh...awkward...
14. Is it concieted to consider oneself unique?: No. It's concieted to admire yourself for being unique.
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: No. I would want them to be happy.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: Hell no.
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?: Not at gunpoint.
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?: ...I would make him pay for the abortion/coat hanger.
19. Are angels creepy?: why would angels be creepy?
20. Do you think the England accent is annoying?: No I love it.
21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?: No preference.
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?: Hell yes.
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: absolutely
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: sadly yes
25. Should a license be required to have children?: holy crap yes. Yes. Yesyesyes.
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: Yeah, that would be fun.
27. Do you come from a large family?: No.
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?: Um, not maliciously but perhaps if my arms got really tired.
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?: I'm not sure I've ever been in that situation.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: Ohh yeah.
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: I hate Rhode Island. And what would it be called if they took that into account? Rhode?
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: Since that whole thing was about 8 years ago, that would be a yes.
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: Have you ever had a scissor emergancy? Let me tell you, there is a TIME and a PLACE.
34. Have you done something illegal today?: Umm I think I might have pulled a rolling stop at a 4-way...
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: I don't really know actually.
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: If they do I certainly hope they are successful because I would kill myself if I had to watch a documentary on how he was almost assasinated.
37. What song are you listening to at this very second? ...I don't have a radio but last thing I listened to was Dashboard.
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: round. I'm a traditionalist.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: um...not in my top 10 fears...or 50...
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infallible?: take that up with God.
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: I don't know about the world, but definitley America, Afghanistan, and Iraq.
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?: ...never really gave fraud that much thought. I suppose so.
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: As long as they were in the relationship with her and only her, I wouldn't care who they liked before or after.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: As long as the words "sell" "trade" and "soul" weren't mentioned, perhaps. No one can be evil ALL the time.
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: Ha, not at the moment, no not at all.
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?: The majority of the country at least.
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?: Occasionally.
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?: No, and always hated that rule in public high school.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: Can't get much cleaner unless I stopped drinking and yeah...
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: No.
51. Are you a good storyteller?: Depends a lot on the story. I'm a very dramatic storyteller.
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: It's a laptop. Everything is always turned on.
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: Ummm no.
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: Yeah, sorta.
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?: Only if they are over the age of 16.
56. Are you a racist scumbag?: No.
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?: Made a fucking fool of yourself.
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: Yes
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?: Definitely not.
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?: One or two of the nine million.
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?: Heh...yeah...
62. Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?: There could really be a terrorist attack anywhere, so I suppose.
63. Do you worry about food safety?: Not really.
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?: ohhh yeah.
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?: Yes.
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?: Yes.
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: Ohhh yes.
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: No.
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: Sugar. THEN chocolate. Yumm.
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: HA, no.
71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?: No. Anyone who can make a tapestry out of dental floss and a 2x4 deserves no sympathy. Not only could she have gotten out of jail with a spoon and a cup of Jello, she shouldn't have sold the stocks.
72. Do certain swear words just roll off your tongue?: Well, sometimes. Depends on the situation.
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?: ohh..depends how deep the knife cut is. When they are really deep they ache.
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: Neck usually.
75. Do you use your mind enough?: Sometimes too much.
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?: Hen--free eggs.
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: Like, my entire family?
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: I have some ideas, but who knows really?
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: Um, no.
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?: holy crap my horse would be so incredibly homosexual.
81. Would you like to be cloned?: No, not really.
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?: Um, I guess. Why not
83. Were your parents born in the same decade?: Yup
84. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?: Depends on the day
85. Were you a proud owner of a snap bracelet?: HELL YES--many more than one my friend.
86. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?: Depends on the person....people.
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?: Oh hell yes.
88. Which is the better way to discipline a child: Keep 'em in line. Don't be afraid to hit them but don't beat them to a pulp.
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?: I don't think I would let my kids MEET Michael Jackson.
90. Do you often forget what day it is?: Yes, often.
91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?: In the big Bingo Hall in the sky...
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?: Nope
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?: Reading
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?: Never had either--I don't really know.
95. Do you think animals have a religion?: Animalism.
96. Are you a powerful person?: In certain ways. Not many.
97. Do you think marriage would change who you are?: I think it would kill me.
98. Do you meddle in other peoples’ business?: I try not to, but it's kind of human nature.
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?: No.
100. Are you ever attracted to your teachers?: Well we all have the one...
101. Do you think your parents have always been faithful to each other?: Not completely.
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?: A little.
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?: No. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?: Oh god yes.
105. Do your eyes change colors from time to time?: Well, sometimes they're really greenish and then most the time they are really brown.
106. When you sit really still, can you feel your pulse?: Yes.
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?: No. None at all. Only to make things harder to read.
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?: Ohhhhh yeah.
109. Have you ever encountered a rude person in a wheelchair?: Yes. Spend enough time in nursing homes and hospitals it happens a lot.
110. Are you often the last one to understand a joke?: No
111. Has your home been decorated by an interior designer?: No
112. Do you believe in reincarnation?: No
113. Do you think the government was involved in 9/11?: No
114. Would you ever kiss someone with no teeth?: Umm...
115. Do you wash your hair every day?: Pretty much. When you practially live at a barn...
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?: Well this generation of heterosexuals pretty much has been so I guess the homosexuals are next.
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?: No, but knowledge can.
118. Do you have any gay friends?: Yes
119. Have you ever been to Stonehenge?: No
120. Do you consider darts to be a sport?: Yes
121. Your first black eye: Did you give it or get it?: Got it
122. Is it always better to be safe than sorry?: No
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?: Eyes
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?: No
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?: No
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?: TV's on--Horse Whisperer just ended.
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?: No
128. Do you think you’ll ever visit the Clinton Library?: No
129. Do you emotionally hurt people on purpose?: No
130. Would you date a minister?: Um, sure
131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?: landscapes--people take pictures of buildings?
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?: No--they have a really bad rap.
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?: Yes
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?: ohhh yeah
135. Do you think people worry too much about being open-minded?: No, not nearly enough.
136. Are you offended when you see a visitor in your country wearing a crest of their flag?: um, no.
137. Would you rather master one language, or learn two languages and be average in them both?: average in two.
138. Do you think that Jesus was just a magician?: lol no.
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?: Um, how would you execute said ban?
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?: No. I would stand outside the studio with sign that said, "JLO NO FUR" (inside joke)
141. Is your monthly cycle so regular that you always know which day you’re going to start?: No. My "monthly" cycle hates my life.
142. Girls: Do you care that when you cry, your mascara runs?: I don't even remember what mascara is.
143. Guys: Do you get all soft when you see a girl crying?:
144. Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America?: I hope so.
145. Should America get rid of the electoral college?: Yes
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?: Yes
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?: I don't think there's a lot of difference. Maybe alone.
148. Does every family have a crazy uncle, or is it just mine?: Mine sure as hell does.
149. Do you like green bean casserole?: No
150. Have you ever smuggled anything in to America?: A venus fly trap--such a badass.
151. Do you like to play dominos?: Never played
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?: I don't really know how to flirt. So, probably.
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?: Yes.
154. Do brain teasers make you feel dumb?: They intrigue me.
155. Did you ever have an Easy Bake Oven?: No, but my friend did and that was amazing. I had a Creepy Crawler machine I shared with my brother.
156. Do you enjoy fishing?: Yes, sometimes.
157. Do you think the Egyptians could have used wind to build the Pyramids?: ...no.
158. Beef or pork?: Beef
159. Was this survey random enough for you?: I suppose
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?: Sadly no.
Managing it all
Published in: Internet News Search: dentist September 3rd, 2007
Managing it all
Boston Globe - If he says he's a dentist, I'll say, 'What would you say if I stood over you while you were pulling out a molar and I told you that you were doing it all wrong?' And the guys will say, 'Well, that would be ignorant.' Well, this is kind of the same ...
But if I COULD download it, I wouldn't NEED it!
Published in: Internet News Search: dentist December 16th, 2007
But if I COULD download it, I wouldn't NEED it!
But if I COULD download it, I wouldn't NEED it!
Sometimes we do funny things... and they just have to be blogged. In my precious spare time this weekend I've been trying to help my Dad get his Internet connection working. He has an old PC (originally had Windows ME on it, so that gives you an idea) running Windows XP Home. Over the ye...
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