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To the woman in the bathroom stall next to mine:

Published in: Internet News Search: dentist July 11th, 2005

To the woman in the bathroom stall next to mine:

I appreciate the fact that you and I had the opportunity to take showers while in the forest of Arkansas.  The parks and rec people here are brilliant. Isn’t the weather beautiful and the forest relaxing?  You couldn’t ask for better weather.  But enough of this crap.  Girl you need to get a hold of yourself and take care of a few issues.

First, Let’s brush you teeth and wash your hands.  I am not asking you to visit the dentist; although the snaggle tooth in front needs some serious help, and I am sure half of the black in your mouth is from rotting teeth.  I would just like to have a fresh breath blown at me when you are smoking then 3 day-old carrion breath.  Secondly, when you go into the restroom, common courtesy is to wash your hands.  The typical restaurant has already taken care of the sign that is 3 X 3 in bold red lettering telling all workers to wash their hands.  Why don’t you play along as well?  Lets just do it for giggles, what do you say?

Secondly, lets put down the smokes for, oh I don’t know, long enough to get in the shower and out.  I understand that smoking is an addiction and it gives you wrinkly but lifeless facial features that you have come to love.  But I for one don’t like stepping in cigarette butts and ash when I am in the shower.  And neither does pretty much any other person in the world.  Now I know that I found it funny that Joey on Friends used to eat sandwiches in the shower, but seriously, it isn’t that cute.  The shower is for SHOWERING.  Nothing more, nothing less.

Lastly, but most important, can we please try to speed it up just a little. I know that it is the ‘south’ and people move a little bit slower.  But you people move like there is molasses stuck to the bottom of your shoes and every time you step you have to stop and ponder the molasses before you struggle to pick up the other foot.  JUST MOVE!!  Or get out of my way for pete sakes.  I recognize I am a speed demon, but the speed limit is posted to tell you how fast you can go.  It is not a suggestion as to what it could possibly be like if you weren’t stuck behind tweedle dee in the 1955 Ford Truck.

Thank you for listening to my rant.  Please take this all as constructive criticism for the future in stead of quite possibly the way you read it – a pointless bitchfest from a twenty-something idiot.

Yours in the Trailer Park ~ RLDW

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Published in: Internet News Search: dentist October 30th, 2005

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To the woman in the bathroom stall next to mine:

Published in: Internet News Search: dental July 11th, 2005

To the woman in the bathroom stall next to mine:

I appreciate the fact that you and I had the opportunity to take showers while in the forest of Arkansas.  The parks and rec people here are brilliant. Isn’t the weather beautiful and the forest relaxing?  You couldn’t ask for better weather.  But enough of this crap.  Girl you need to get a hold of yourself and take care of a few issues.

First, Let’s brush you teeth and wash your hands.  I am not asking you to visit the dentist; although the snaggle tooth in front needs some serious help, and I am sure half of the black in your mouth is from rotting teeth.  I would just like to have a fresh breath blown at me when you are smoking then 3 day-old carrion breath.  Secondly, when you go into the restroom, common courtesy is to wash your hands.  The typical restaurant has already taken care of the sign that is 3 X 3 in bold red lettering telling all workers to wash their hands.  Why don’t you play along as well?  Lets just do it for giggles, what do you say?

Secondly, lets put down the smokes for, oh I don’t know, long enough to get in the shower and out.  I understand that smoking is an addiction and it gives you wrinkly but lifeless facial features that you have come to love.  But I for one don’t like stepping in cigarette butts and ash when I am in the shower.  And neither does pretty much any other person in the world.  Now I know that I found it funny that Joey on Friends used to eat sandwiches in the shower, but seriously, it isn’t that cute.  The shower is for SHOWERING.  Nothing more, nothing less.

Lastly, but most important, can we please try to speed it up just a little. I know that it is the ‘south’ and people move a little bit slower.  But you people move like there is molasses stuck to the bottom of your shoes and every time you step you have to stop and ponder the molasses before you struggle to pick up the other foot.  JUST MOVE!!  Or get out of my way for pete sakes.  I recognize I am a speed demon, but the speed limit is posted to tell you how fast you can go.  It is not a suggestion as to what it could possibly be like if you weren’t stuck behind tweedle dee in the 1955 Ford Truck.

Thank you for listening to my rant.  Please take this all as constructive criticism for the future in stead of quite possibly the way you read it – a pointless bitchfest from a twenty-something idiot.

Yours in the Trailer Park ~ RLDW